Johnny West
My daughter wanted to stroll around downtown this weekend and visit a few antique shops so her and I headed out for some father daughter browsing. She didn’t ask me to wait in the car or walk a block behind her so I assumed she wanted me to tag along. I enjoy antique shops and generally take a leisurely stroll through the shops in downtown Rapid City every month or so.
I don’t really go there to buy anything I just enjoy looking at old stuff. Apparently I’m not a minority in the “looking not buying” as not much merchandise seems to have changed hands in any of the antique shops in the last few years. As my daughter said, “These stores are more like museums than stores.”
As much as I enjoy “antiquing” I always experience a twinge or two of sadness as I stroll about surrounded by things that once belonged to and were most likely treasured by someone else a long time ago. What was the story behind those that gave form and life to these clothes, gazed into this mirror, walked in these shoes?
I enjoy holding old hand tools and feeling the smooth well-worn wood handle in my hand as I wonder about the person that owned them and what they created with them. Did some kid use this bit brace to drill holes in a bunch of car tires on his grandpa’s farm? My brother Jarvis and I can’t be the only kids that did that? I have that very bit brace in my possession and I smile every time I look at it. My grandpa was a patient man.
The children’s toys always get to me too, but in a different way. I look at those mint condition toys, many of which I had as a child, and wonder what kind of sissy kid owned them. Those poor toys never got properly played with. My toys were mint condition for as long as it took me to construct an explosive or find a hammer. My brother and I were very hard on toys and generally beat up, blew up, or burned up most any toy in our possession.
I did feel a slight pang of guilt when I spied a Johnny West action figure in a glass case complete with all his twenty-four accessories, horse, two dogs (Flick and Flack), and his entourage. The whole gang was there, Jane, Jay and Josie West, Sam Cobra (the villain), and Chief Cherokee and his daughter, Princess Wildflower.
Why did I feel a bit guilty as I looked over this impressive set of toys? The Johnny West action figures were manufactured from 1965 to about 1975 and my Uncle Tim had this same complete set when he was a kid. The complete set, in the condition my uncle left it, would probably be worth about $500 dollars today. The complete set, in the condition my brother and I left it, is worthless. My uncle is a patient man.
Poor Johnny, Jane, Jay, and Josie. Their cowboy days were numbered the day Jarvis and Josh were introduced to the West gang. It all started with mean ole' Sam Cobra stealin' Chief Cherokee’s horse, which Princess Wildflower happened to be riding at the time. Well we thought Sam stole the horse but we came to find out later, after we had popped an arm or two off in the name of frontier justice, that he and Princess Wildflower had been seeing each other on the sly.
Jarvis and I panicked and began pursuing all those that witnessed our mishandling of the Sam Cobra case to cover our tracks. They were in the wrong toy box at the wrong time. Somehow though the mint condition Johnny West gang in the glass display case all seem a little melancholy, like they missed out on something. They’re just begging to live a little. To have an arm, leg, or head snapped off. To be de-accessorized and terrorized by two destructive kids that were sent to play because they couldn’t watch Hee Haw and Lawrence Welk quietly.
Johnny West…“Pffft you were gone.”